Excuse My Shitty Url

If you ever see me

throw a bible at my head

exostential-krisis:

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Excuse me sir you cannot be standing here like that looking so hot you will cause a disturbance and I will lose my job

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Omg I’m so sorry sir I won’t do it again I promise ok

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Bitch

(via jonghyuns-flat-ass)

"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”

(Source: missyperegrym, via bageljongup)